Gift Guide 2010 #5 – The Bad Neck Edition

Gotta get a gift for that someone special who looks remarkably great for her years, except for her neck, which sags like the Thanksgiving turkey? Here are some ideas:

  1. Glittery earrings (Because bling blinds. Scientifically proven.)
  2. Big scarf (The cover up approach.)
  3. I Feel Bad About My Neck (She can commisserate with others.)
  4. A Victoria Secret bra (People will look at her boobs, rather than her neck)
  5. Kiehl's firming cream  (Good luck with that.)

  Image Bead Earrings

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