Gotta get a gift for that someone special who looks remarkably great for her years, except for her neck, which sags like the Thanksgiving turkey? Here are some ideas:

1. Glittery earrings (Because bling blinds. Scientifically proven.)
2. Big scarf (The cover up approach.)
3. I Feel Bad About My Neck (She can commisserate with others.)
4. A Victoria Secret bra (People will look at her boobs, rather than her neck)
5. Kiehl's firming cream  (Good luck with that.)