Gotta get a gift for that someone special who looks remarkably great for her years, except for her neck, which sags like the Thanksgiving turkey? Here are some ideas:
- Glittery earrings (Because bling blinds. Scientifically proven.)
- Big scarf (The cover up approach.)
- I Feel Bad About My Neck
(She can commisserate with others.)
- A Victoria Secret bra (People will look at her boobs, rather than her neck)
- Kiehl's firming cream (Good luck with that.)
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Women have necks?