Designer vaginas. Yes, you too can have a vagina that looks like the vagine of your boyfriend's favorite porn star. Ugh. Thanks, Erin, for horrifying me.
Google is going to buy an entire New York city block for $2 billion.
So excited to leave the kids with their grandparents and spend Friday night in NYC to celebrate the 15th anniversary of our first date. Steve has surprise dinner and hotel plans, but I'm still scoping out other things to do.
Apt. 11d 
Thanks, Laura, for horrifying me.
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Challenge:
During the next week, try to insert the phrase “misogynist disregard for women’s genital diversity” into your normal conversation. Make sure you have an “I just DARE you to giggle” look on your face while you say it.
Report back on the fallout.
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Like ass-hole bleaching and the shaft, sack, and crack wax job, I strongly suspect that the “designer vagina” phenomena is more something for article writers than for more than a tiny hand-full of real people. I think it’s best to not think about these things, and not just because the idea is unpleasant, but because I really doubt it’s much of a problem.
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It can’t be that rare. The local paper oftrn has its main front page sidebar ad taken by a doctor offering labioplasty.
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“… the shaft, sack, and crack wax job…” – every so often I get reminded of why I read 11D!
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Regarding the apt. tour, I feel compelled to point out that the living-room bathtub and the shower with excellent views of the West Village is exactly why shaft, sack, and crack wax jobs exist. Or so I propose.
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YIKES! (I think I’d already heard something about it).
enjoy your special anniversary date tomorrow! Last April we celebrated the 20th anniversary of our first date!
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