Like Amanda Hess, I did not seek out information about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard defamation trial. But it was impossible to avoid those viral videos that just showed up in my Facebook and Instagram feeds. I didn’t seek out the videos, but I also didn’t avoid watching them either.

So, what did I think? They are both pathetic rich, drunk losers. Depp probably isn’t a raging wife beater, but he’s pathetic just the same. I haven’t quite recovered from the poop on the bed story.

What did you think? Team Depp? Team Heard?