After soooo much drama about how the royal family was a bunch of meanies, English people were racist, the British press was hounding them, the government wouldn’t give them enough protection, and a million other grievances, they are going back. Kindly disregard that Oprah interview, the tell-all memoir, and the Netflix special. It’s all good. Harry and Meghan are going back.
This big news was announced across all the major news channels yesterday, and then it fell flat. It seems that nobody really cares after all. Which is probably why Harry and Meghan’s ventures have failed.
In the end, nobody cared.
It’s actually a tragic tale worthy of a Matt Damon epic. This couple was so convinced of their awesomeness that they walked away from a golden lottery ticket. They wanted more. Meghan wanted to be Lauren Bezos or Kylie Jenner with a billion-dollar lifestyle. Instead, after too many missteps, they have to return to the King for help.
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