Because I’m a shallow creature who follows gossip writers, my social media feed is awash with images of Lauren Sanchez Bezos with her ice-cream scoop boobs encased in yards of Italian lace. Understanding the assignment, her wedding guests squeezed their sculpted bodies into pink leather and tulle.
The event was an exercise in excess. It was unapologetically grotesque. I spent this morning doing a full review of all the dresses. See note above: shallow.
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