5 thoughts on “My Son Has Monkey Ears

  1. “…OBAMA: You talked about my ears. I just want to put you on notice: I’m very sensitive about — what I told them was, ”I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.’ ”
    DOWD: We’re just trying to toughen you up.
    LIMBAUGH: “We’re just trying to toughen you up.” Here is what Barack Obama said: Talk about my ears, so “I just want to put you on notice: I’m very sensitive about — what at I told them was that [sic] ‘I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.’ ”
    Now, there are many aspects of this, folks, that we need to delve into and explore. For one thing — I mean, you know me — if the guy is sensitive about his big ears, we need to give him a new name, like Dumbo, but that doesn’t quite get it. You know, just calling him — calling him — that just doesn’t — how about Barack Hussein Odumbo?”

  2. I had similar ears around that age. Definitely was slightly embarrassed of them. Dreamt of getting them “tucked” one day when I was rich.
    Then, imperceptibly, my head grew into them, or they laid down, or something. So I wouldn’t splurge for the plastic surgery just yet.
    Googling, I see there is an adhesive product designed to glue’em down.

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