Check out my punk brother covering local politics in Monroe, NY.
The straightest nanny ad ever. My ad — Watch two hyper boys – one kid may scream a lot and refuse to talk to you. You cannot allow them to play video games or TV all day. You must show up on time. You can’t lose them in a library due to excessive texting. I am not your psychiatrist or life coach. You must really like trains or at least pretend to. Neighborhood urchins may have to be shooed off the porch. You may have to yell at the resident ground hog, aka Fat Bastard, if he steals another tomato.
A "stirring" biographical film about a candidate who is "ready enough-ish to lead."
http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml
Apt. 11d 
When we have a babysitter come to interview with/meet us, I say, “OK, here’s the deal. I have one rule: when I get home, I want my kids to be alive. Here’s where the Epi-Pen is. Also, don’t drink the last Diet Coke in the house.”
I am a woman of low expectations. 🙂
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My babysitter ad:
One 6-year-old, one 3-year-old. Don’t turn on the TV–I can watch TV with them for free if I want. Watch the 3-year-old at all times and play with the 6-year-old if possible. If you need the bathroom, shut the youngest in his room. Don’t take out hundreds of toys at a time and let’s reserve the last 15 minutes for picking up. If it’s in the kitchen and the kids want it, they can have it. No playing with bugs outside, please.
(I usually only have a sitter while I’m home for 2-3 hours at a stretch. If it were longer, I’d be more permissive about the TV.)
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Your brother is da Bomb!
He is made for TV! More online reports from C Dawg are needed!
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