At a press conference yesterday, Bush announced, “I think about Iraq every day. Every day.”
Whoa, buddy. Don’t overwork yourself there. There are all sorts of other things that you have to spend time thinking about in a given day.
Readers are invited to offer up some ideas of the other things that Bush thinks about.

How do they get the fig in the newton?
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Right, Left. Right, Left. Right, Left. Left, Left. Oh Dagnabit! Right, Left. Right, Left.
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underwear goes UNDER the pants.
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“Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?”
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Yay! Funny readers!
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