As reported on Gawker, this request was posted on Craigslist.
I am looking for a few (possibly 3-5) large men to dress up as pirates and ride motorcycles through my friend’s wedding. He is having it at some vinyard upstate, so you can come from different directions (i.e. through the rows of grape plants). I’d be willing to pay extra if you could outfit your motorcycle in some sort of pirate ship theme (eg. mast, plank, cannons, wooden pirate ship shell, etc).
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Apt. 11d 
I checked out “How I Became a Pirate” by Melinda Long from the library for my 2 and 4 year old and have been teaching them to say “Scurvy Dog!” and “Shiver me Timbers!”. There’s just something about pirates.
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My son is also obsessed by pirates. I’m really hoping that kind of dies out by the time he goes to college (he’s three now).
Then again, Darth Vader is making a strong showing these days. The current obsessions, in order, are Darth Flavor, Winnie the Pooh’s Heffalump movie, and pirates.
He really needs his own blog.
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We also have How I Became a Pirate. Great book. We’re pretty used to Sean shouting “Batten the hatches” at random intervals, though random strangers are not.
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your skirt thong
Resources for your wedding night.
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