Last week, I exposed to everyone my guilty secret…. I am kinda obsessed with the British Royal Family and all their dirt. (For the whole series of blog posts about the Royal Family, tag: royal mess. To start from the beginning, start here.)

Here’s the latest: King Charles III is exiling Prince Harry, because he’s trashing the Crown. At the same time, Meghan Markle’s plans seem to be unraveling. All the bullying stories are coming out now that there’s not longer a Queen protecting Harry. I’m feeling sorry for them, even though they sound a little crazy.

RIP Hilary Mantel. If you haven’t read Wolf Hall, you should. Here’s her wonderful essay on royal bodies.