Election 2024

I am still laughing at the line, “In Springfield, they are eating the dogs.” He pauses dramatically after “Springfield” and then draws out the word “dogs” for three beats. Great stuff. But that wasn’t the only zinger of the night. 

“And I told Abdul, ‘Don’t do it anymore. You do it anymore, you’re going to have problems.’ And he said, ‘Why do you send me a picture of my house?’ I said, ‘You’re going to have to figure that out, Abdul,’” Trump said.

Jonah wants to know why his high school teachers wouldn’t let him quote wikipedia on class papers, but Trump can just make up shit. 

I wrote about the debate here.

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