This morning, I’ve been running around NJ doing the suburban mom thing. I returned a dress to the GAP. I went to a couple of garden centers looking for a little tree for the containers on the front porch. I priced front doors on the Internet. I read Rousseau in Starbucks. I also went to the dentist and voted.

I have the most annoying dentist in New Jersey. He laughs at his own jokes and makes crude comments about the sexual proclivities of redheads. Um, asshole, can you just fix my tooth and stop touching my hair? Turns out I chipped a tooth and I need to get it filed down.

Then I drove over to the local middle school to vote. We have four ballot measures, but the best one is number 4.

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