Let’s talk about the results, make snarky comments about the pundits, and discuss the party situation. I’ll accept dire predictions for the future, as well as kumbaya, group hug stuff.

7:00 Why did Obama win? (No results have come in, but we’ve already jumped to the finish line.) Some said the economy. Others said that Obama used New Media perfectly. He married his community organizing skills with a modern election. Bill Bennett just said that Obama himself was the perfect candidate. In two years, he made almost no missteps.

10:10 OH, PA. It’s all going Obama’s way. I would very much like to be in Grant Park tonight. CNN’s stupid, expensive tricks seem to have all failed. They had some hologram thing earlier in the show; they were projecting reporters who were out in the field into the studio next to Wolfie. I think they got it working once and that was it. The Republican headquarters have stopped reporting results and are listening to country music. Check out the Daily Show.

11:01 VA. He’s got it. Wow. Look at those faces at Grant Park. Wow. How about them apples?