This one is making the rounds. (Thanks, Toni.)

GRADUATE SCHOOL BARBIE (TM)

Graduate School Barbie comes in two styles! Delusional Master’s Barbie ™
and Ph.D. Masochist Barbie ™. Every Graduate School Barbie comes with
these fun-filled features guaranteed to delight and entertain for hours:

* Grad School Barbie comes out of the box with a big grin on her face that
turns into a frown after 2 weeks or her first advisor meeting (whichever
comes first).

* Adorable black circles under her delightfully bloodshot eyes!

* Two outfits: a grubby pair of blue jeans with 5-year-old gap T-shirt, and
a floppy pair of gray sweatpants with a matching “Go Screw Yourself”
T-shirt!

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