"First of all, anybody who at the age of 60 calls himself Sting is an idiot."

Betty White is too damn cool.

New research finds that women who regularly consume moderate amounts of alcohol are less likely
to gain weight than nondrinkers and are at lower risk for obesity.

I've been meaning to write a post about Bush and how he improved his image in the past year by keeping his mouth shut. Someone should give Cheney that memo. Stanley Fish talks about Bush's improved image.

the new shelton wet/dry. Too hipster for you, bucko.

(I'll be back soon. Really.)