What Prince William is doing for his bachelor party. (This link won't actually tell you, because Gawker doesn't have a fucking clue, but it will make some good British snark.) 

Some blogger at Huff Post caused my husband no end of bitching and yelling this week. She said that New Yorkers don't eat bacon and eggs anymore, because they are too worried about their diets. Steve says that BS. The essential breakfast of REAL New Yorkers is "bacon, egg and cheese on a roll two times." (See, look how I slipped in a bacon reference again.)

We really do need to talk about iCarly next week.  

Scandal! Natalie Portman didn't really do the dancing in Black Swan, which I discovered on the plane flight back from Florida is a REALLY BAD FLIGHT movie. Check out this video about the special effects in the movie.