Productivity was like at a C- minus level today. I didn’t go to the gym. I ate Ritz crackers and peanut butter for lunch, and probably will order pizza for dinner. I’m full of self-hatred at the moment. So, what’s a girl to do? She points to people more despicable than herself! Yeah!

I follow Nicole Cliff on twitter. I have no idea who this person is, but she tweets to lots of random crazy shit on the Internet. Today, she pointed me to a guy who finds out that his girl friend has been using …. well, you read it…. and here’s another tweet about with relationship question on Reddit.

This is what I did with my day.

There’s this story about Donald Trump snorting adderall.

I could have left the house and had lunch with friends, but nooooooo. I stayed in to WRITE!

But I really read articles about Ted Cruz’s beard.