We're moving in a week. Have we packed? Hahahahahaha. No. Did we fail the town inspection for failing to have working batteries in our fire detectors? hahahahaha. Yes. Did the mason just give us a quote of $650 to fix the hole in the chimney? hahahahahaha. Yes. Am I going to do two closings, two walkthroughs, and a move in one day next week? hahahahahah. Yes. Do we know where we are going to stay when the floors are being refinished? Hahahahaha. No.

Are the wheels starting come off the bus around here? hahahahaha. yes. 

Also, I haven't successfully registered the kids for school, which starts in two weeks. Or figured out what I am going to do with the old refridgerator in the basement. Or decided what I'm going to feed my in-laws when they show up the day we move into the house.