Jonah: Why did you go to Chicago, mom?

Me: Because you know how daddy has a job? Well, mom has a job, too, but I just don’t do it all the time. My job is to be a college professor, and I had to go to Chicago and talk to some other college professors.

Jonah: What’s a college professor?

Me: A college professor is like a teacher but a college professor teaches really, really big kids.

Jonah: You mean like 9 year olds?