In the last post, Amy P pointed us to a post from a woman complaining about being subjected to other people's children on airplanes. The woman writes, "Your kid's rights stop where my discomfort begins."

MH's retort wins. Really,
I'm willing to stop my little one from kicking the seats, prevent
objects from being tossed, and do my best to keep him from screaming
(who doesn't want to scream on an airplane from time to time). Beyond
that, I'm happy to invite anyone complaining to shove the in-flight
magazine up their ass.