Yesterday, Ian walked through the playground minding his own business. As he walked near a group of girls, a girl named K. snarled at him and said, "No Boys Allowed!" Ian promptly kicked her.

His teacher sent me a note telling me about the incident. She said that Ian was told that he should use his words. I sent a note to the teacher asking for recommendations of the words that Ian should use when confronted with an eye rolling, mean girl. I had some choice words that he could use, but I am not sure that the teacher would approve.

Question of the Day: What words should Ian use when confronted by a bitchy, 9 year old girl?