Who needs more dust collectors? Not me. (Except for books. Books are always good.) This is the minimalist edition of the Gift Guide series. Everything is edible, disposable, or functional.

1. Huey Fong Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce (28oz) (This is the king of all hot sauces and a staple in any proper Asian restaurant in the city.)
2. Sarabeth's Orange Apricot Marmalade (On a nice piece of toast in the morning.)
3. A wine of the month club (It's good for your heart.)
4. Tickets for a show.
5. The New Yorker subscription