Yes, we’ve tried to remain above the frey. Lofty goals and higher ground and all that. But then I’m reminded that this is Apt. 11D, and we aren’t that lofty. So, let’s talk about naked celebs.

You know the story. A hacker(s) on 4Chan got his hands on a bunch of naked celebrity pictures. Because celebrities are just like you and me. Don’t you have an iphone full of naked selfies? Oh, come on.

OK. Let’s back up. Why do so many celebrities have naked pictures on their cell phones. Is it because they travel a lot, so virtual sex is really important? Or do they need “to bank some selfies” of their fabulous bodies, before everything gets all saggy? Or does everybody take a lot of naked selfies, and I never got the memo? Is Taylor Swift the only smart celebrity?

Now to the next question. Why didn’t the hackers sell these pictures to TMZ? Is this too dirty for TMZ? Or did TMZ know that they would get into major hot water?

More questions. Are the hackers making money from this? If not, then why are they doing this? Sheer vandalism?

Does anybody care what Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence look like without clothes? OK, stupid question. I’m clearly not gay.

With the market flooded  with naked celebrity pictures, does this bring down the value of Kim Kardashian sex tapes?