The End Times Are Here

The ratty, little bookstore in the center of town somehow manages to get big names to take their limos from Manhattan  to our little suburb for book signings. Today, the line was forming at around noon. Girls were sitting on yoga mats on the sidewalk around the store. “Who ‘ya waiting for?,” I shouted. They simply responded, “Kendall and Kylie!”

Yes, Kendall and Kylie Kardashian have written a book. And you thought they couldn’t read! Cynics! Well, maybe they can’t read, but they can hire ghostwriters and that’s basically the same thing as writing it yourself.

Here’s an awesome review.