Nightmares

I had my first soccer mom nightmare yesterday. Until very recently, my bad dreams were about school. I had forgotten that I has signed up for a Bio Chem class, never attended the class, but the final was in two hours. Or I had to give a lecture on voting patterns in New York State, but I hadn't prepared for class.

Last night, I had my first soccer mom nightmare. I had to pick up the kids at two separate schools in the Bronx. I couldn't find a parking spot. I was lost. I was being chased by mad squeegee men. And I wasn't wearing any pants.

I need a vacation.