Kids v. Hole

I'm in Newark sitting on the edge of a soccer field. There's a hint of garlic in the air. We're in the Ironbound district, which has excellent Portugese restaurants.
On the way down here, I asked the kids how they would repair the hole in BP's oil pipe. Jonah watches the first five minutes of the news with me every morning, so he knows all about it.
Jonah said he would fix it with a submarine with a claw attachment. Ian said we needed secret science sea lions. I think he got that from a book.
Ask your kids and report here.