11D’s Sexiest Men Alive

Inspired by People’s Sexiest Men Alive list, Salon has put together their own sexy man list. I endorse about half of Salon’s list. How genius is it that they recognize that Owen Wilson is sexier after his suicide attempt?  He wins for sexiest man (still) alive. They also added Anthony Lane and Anderson Cooper. Big thumbs up from me. But still some cuties have been forgotten, and I feel the need to give the shout out to some of my favorites.

All the Guys On Lost, Except For Matthew Fox

yes
yes
I’ll take two, please.
Nah.

Those first three are tormented, dangerous, and misunderstood.  Andrews has those amazing hooded eyes. And you could rock climb up Kim’s cheek bones. Holloway is almost too obvious, but his reading glasses nudge him into the sexy category. Matthew Fox is rather disappointingly unsexy in this show. I loved him in Party of Five, because he had that martyr thing going on. Martyrdom is always sexy. In Lost, he’s a little boring. Although in the last episode, he looked like he was becoming a bit unhinged. That improved his stock somewhat.

Spartans

300 of the best abs and hairy eyebrows that you’ve even seen.

Sucre and Scofield

Michael Scofield (real names don’t matter) is a humorless, driven, smart guy, but with a full sleeve of tattoos. The comment boards on the Fox website are full of women ready to bear his children.  And Sucre is, as his names suggests, the sweetest Latino on TV.