Run Away. Run Away. Cold Shower. Run Away.

On Unfogged, Ben Wolfson asks for guidance for White Bear. White Bear is in that sticky situation of having students flirt with her and being very tempted.

Loved Tim Burke’s advice:

Get a medical book with pictures of genitals in the final stage of various horrible infections and diseases. Paste these all around your computer or other workstation for the duration of the semester.
Read everything you can about Mark Foley. Copy and paste everything you read into your computer and use the “search and replace” function to put your own name into the story. Paste those next to the diseased pictures.