The Groper In the Bar

Man, I’m got slammed with spam this morning. Some French chick named marta dropped hundreds of dirty messages into this blog. I’m frantically banning the multiple URLs and erasing her offers. Large annoyance and small violation. Like walking into a crowded bar, and some asshole grabs your ass on the way to the bathroom. You flip around to see who did it, and he’s like “it’s not me. I’m just drinking beer with my buddies.”