The only thing that scares me more more than Mariah Carey’s obsession with her own breasts (Girlfriend, the girls need a bra), is Tom Cruise and the silent birth.
I was going to link to a story in the Times about the cutest gay family in Boston, but the website is down. So, I went over to the Post to learn more about the grossest family in America.
Who thinks that Katie screamed “F@ck Scientology!!,” while in labor?
Apt. 11d 