Golden Era of Celebrity Skanks

A couple of days ago, I was waiting on line at the supermarket, and I called to Steve to give him the latest headlines. Nick Lachey with his waxed chest was plastered on three covers. Damn, his agent was good. There’s Britney, pregnant and fat again, with her trailer park husband. Is Jen going to get pregnant before the wedding to Vince Vaughn? Is Tom really going to make Katie give birth on the Scientology boat? It’s so Rosemary’s Baby. And those wack-jobs, Angelina and Brad, have nothing but sex to keep them going.

It’s all so weird and glorious.