1. One gallon of Tropicana orange juice. No Pulp
2. Six cups of Stonybrook Farm yogurt of various flavors. On sale 6 for $3. That counts as one, I say.
3. Three gallons of 2% milk. Hell, it’s not my fault they don’t make one 3 gallon container of milk.
4. Five boxes of tissues. See excuse #3.
5. Eight boxes of Annie’s Mac and Cheese. See excuse #2.
6. A bag of carrot sticks and a bag of frozen peas. Because they go together so nicely.
7. A bottle of Hentz ketchup, a jar of pasta sauce, and salsa. Because they’re all red.
8. One bag of coffee beans.
9. Ooops. How did those bags of Veggie Bootie get in the cart? The kid must have put them in there.
10. A copy of Lucky and a tin of Altoids. Because anything picked up while waiting on line doesn’t count.