I remember when Charles and Di got married. I didn’t wake up at 5:00am to watch the spectacle, but I had friends who did. One pathetic girl I knew even kept a scrapbook of the event.

Not many people watched Charles’s current wedding.

Many excellent articles this weekend poked fun at the royal family. Shooting fish in a barrel.

But I have to admit feeling a bit sorry for Camilla. All the comparisons to Diana and digs about her looks are rude and a little sexist.

So, let’s have a Di v. Camilla compare and contrast.

Brains. Di was a pea-brain. Camilla’s brains have not yet been assessed, but her choice in a mate does not bode well for her. It’s a draw.

Hair. Camilla’s hair needs a modern cut and decent hair product. (What’s with the wings?) Di’s hair was pretty large during her wedding day, as well, but it looked better later when she went much shorter. Okay, Diane wins that one.

Wedding dress. Di had that sack of a dress with all the doodads. Camilla had a dress-coat, which almost gave her a waist. Camilla wins hands down, but points off for the straw thing on her head.

Past-times. Camilla rides horses. Di purges. Camilla wins again.

So, I’ve exhausted my superficial knowledge of the royal family. I’ll take input from readers.