Maureen Dowd won the Sunday Op-Ed Award.
In yet another attempt to prove to George W. Bush that he is man enough to run this country, John Kerry made an animal sacrifice to the political gods in a cornfield in eastern Ohio last week.
Four dead geese are not too high a price to pay for a few rural, blue-collar votes in a swing state. As long as Mr. Kerry doesn’t slip and ask Teresa to purée the carcasses into foie gras.
Tromping about in a camouflage costume and toting a 12-gauge double-barreled shotgun that shrieked “I am not a merlot-loving, brie-eating, chatelaine-marrying dilettante,” the Democratic nominee emerged from his shooting spree with three fellow hunters proclaiming, “Everybody got one, everybody got one,” showing off a hand stained with goose blood.
She then goes on to mock Bush’s wolf ad. No girly men here.
Apt. 11d 