As I scraped off brown flowered wallpaper tonight, I watched the Olympics for the first time.

Question for the readers… Is beach volleyball a real sport or is it the equivalent of the swim suit issue of Sports Illustrated. Is beach volleyball really just a way to ogle tall women in bikinis.

The men divers. Well, that’s just about the athleticism. I didn’t put down my scraper to watch that cutey-pie Canadian diver. No way.