It’s Fleet Week in New York City. Sadly I’m missing it, because I’m a boring old fart in New Jersey.

The uniforms and short hair don’t do much for me, but boosting the number of straight men in Manhattan is always amusing.

So, in honor of Fleet Week, the question of the day is for the straight women and gay men, what type of guy turns your head. Trim and uniformed? Goateed and bookish? Gelled and metrosexual?