Having fun reading snarky posts on the Oscars. Here are a few: Vindauga, Dan, Crooked Timber.

Can I just whine about the very little eye candy for this blogger at the Oscars? Yeah, Salma Hyack and Penelope Cruz looked fine. What did I get? A smirking Dustin Hoffman? A botoxed Antonio Banderas? The weather-beaten guy from Wings?

Not a good crop of babes this year.